Pretend for a minute that you're in the Olympics. This is a lot of pretending for me since I can barely walk without tripping half the time.
For the opening ceremonies-
Are you taking pictures?
Are you using a video camera?
Are you on the phone with your mom?
Are you jumping up and down waving those little flags?
Are you one of those who is too cool to walk since you have to compete tomorrow? (I am not in this group which is probably why I never did well at sports.)
I can pretend.